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You have a recliner with a button that catapults you to your feet to avoid
having to stand up. Your car has push-button ignition. Every time you go to
WalMart you get one of those electric motorized carts, not because you’re handicapped,
but because walking around the store just takes too much effort. You watch whatever’s
on TV because picking up the remote burns too many calories. You were one of
the first people to buy an electric can opener, which you never use, because
you don’t cook, and when the pizza delivery kid makes his nightly trip to your
door you yell “It’s Open,” and he knows the money’s on the table and he should
put the pizza in your lap. No need for plates, the box is fine.

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